I want my ruby

I have been working on a jms consumer for a tibco server that can monitor and do some calculations on the fly based on what is on the bus and I am going insane. I have to write the thing in java and I want remove my eyes with a spork… I forgot how annoying static languages are and all I want is my ruby language back. Why does tibco jms have to be so java… I would settle for python at this point. I hate java.

public void static main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(“Kill me”); }